Animal metaphors of questionable taste, II

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From a Carl Zimmer story about the incredibly long phalluses of certain ducks:

Gazing at the enormous organs, [Patricia Brennan] asked herself a question that apparently no one had asked before.
"So what does the female look like?" she said. "Obviously you can't have something like that without some place to put it in. You need a garage to park the car."