As long as I’m linking to the Daily Mail for their “Neanderthal metrosexuals” quip, I thought I’d pass along a story I liked – “Unlikely but brilliantly simple rules to transform the way we eat” from dilemmistic omnivore Michael Pollan.
The whiter the bread, the sooner you'll be dead
There are maybe twenty of these little guidelines, mostly clever but not generally rhyming. My favorite:
It's not food if it has the same name in all languages.
Explanation: “Think Big Mac or Pringles.”