Only the wisest and stupidest...

Admit it, Reuters, you knew I couldn't resist linking to <a href=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13372791/">this</a>:

DNA test to clear up Confucius confusion
Procedure will cost $125 to link people to father of Chinese social mores
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How the scientists had obtained a sample of Confuciuss DNA was not explained.

That's almost "quote of the day" level humor!