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Paleoanthropology: the new cryptozoology?

Thu, 2005-11-03 22:38 -- John Hawks

I got about halfway through this Wired article by Mark Baard about the "resurgence" of cryptozoology, when I found this:

The media's renewed interest is partly due to the recent discoveries of the "hobbit" remains on Flores Island in Indonesia and the giant squid photographed by Japanese scientists, Coleman said.

And here is a loaded reference:

Cryptozoology has been taking its knocks since the discovery of Neanderthal man in the 19th century.

Many mainstream scientists at the time insisted the remains of Neanderthal were actually those of a sick or deformed human, said Coleman.

On one side, we have the creationists, who would like you to believe that every evolutionary biologist was suckered by Piltdown. "If they were wrong about that, they can't tell their butts from their elbows!"

On the other, we have the cryptozoologists, who would like you to remind you of all those bad, bad scientists who thought that Neandertals were sick or deformed. Why, "If they were wrong about that, they can't tell their butts from their elbows!"

Can't you just hear them? "They doubted us, but the ebu gogo is real! The giant squid is on tape! The truth is out there!

Can I just ask that future qualifying exams include a butt vs. elbow discrimination quiz?

Neandertals

For years, I've worked on their bones. Now I'm working on their genes. Read more about the science studying these ancient people.

Denisova

From a finger bone of an ancient human came the record of a completely unexpected population. My lab is working on the science of the Denisova genome.

Acceleration

The advent of agriculture caused natural selection to speed up greatly in humans. We're uncovering some of the ways that populations have rapidly changed during the last 10,000 years.

Malapa

Just outside Johannesburg, the Malapa site is producing some of the most exciting finds in human evolution. This site is the headquarters of the Malapa Soft Tissue Project.