Another panda in an already over-panda-crowded world

You may have heard how I feel about pandas:

YESSSS! At last there is hope! I am so tired of having to hear about it every time a panda ovulates in this country!

I'm reminded today that there are only two ways that a zoo can get in the national news -- either have a panda baby, or engineer a gorilla attack (Chicago, Boston and Dallas). Oh, and then there's this, and this...