Neandertal anti-defamation files, 22

This, from ScienceAlert:

We caught modern genital warts because our ancestors were banging Neanderthals

Nothing like this story as been such a race to the bottom for headlines for a long time.

I will note that Annalee Newitz has a much better version of the story with this winning quote:

[A]lways practice safer sex, even if you're getting down with a Denisovan.

There is, by the way, the interesting question of whether Neandertal immune variants might influence susceptibility to the strain in question, which has made little inroad into sub-Saharan Africa.