Over coffee
G: Guess what Daddy and I learned last night? I'm more Neandertal than he is!
G: Guess what Daddy and I learned last night? I'm more Neandertal than he is!
ME: Sophie! You’re lying down on the job, frittering your young life away!
Scene opens: Geico cavemen bowling commercial
GRETCHEN: Crazy Like a Fox? Where do you think you are, 1984?
GREEDO: Going somewhere, Solo?
John: I got the strangest e-mail today. It was from the University -- they wanted me to fill out "an important survey from Homeland Security."
GRETCHEN: You mean that I wouldn't have been tall enough to leave Africa?
JOHN: Now, that's a frightening headline.
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