I'm laughing so hard it hurts:
It's kind of embarrassing the way Australia puts itself out there as a barbecue-savvy culture, because you know what, we're crap.
The end:
[T]here might have to be a few fact-finding tours to Texas, and maybe Kansas City. I hear the barbecue is pretty good around those parts as well.
Yes indeed.
JOHN HAWKS is Associate Professor of Anthropology at the University of Wisconsin—Madison. I was trained as a paleoanthropologist, studying human evolution from an integrative perspective. My research focuses on the processes affecting human genetic evolution across the last 6 million years.
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