Over coffee

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GREEDO: Going somewhere, Solo?

HAN SOLO: Yes, Greedo. I was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jabba I have his money, at last.

GREEDO: It’s too late. You should have paid him at the first chance you had. Now Jabba’s put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I’m lucky I found you first.

ME: Oh forget it, Greedo, you know he’s going to shoot you.

GREEDO: If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.

ME: That rubber mask looks like a prop from the time Arthur was on Star Trek.

GRETCHEN: Dude, he’s wearing a Members Only jacket!